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Stupid, fun things! Part 2

PET RAT CANDY
one NASTY confection

Want a life-sized hunk of tasty gummy rodent. Each Pet Rat weighs three full ounces and measures about 11 inches long from tail to snout.

It even comes with Pet Rat Candy care instructions so your disgusting candy can be happy.

NURSERY PETS

You better get used to the word “Awwwwww!” because that’s what you’re gonna hear every time you demonstrate your NURSERY PET.

This wonderful toy is so darn cute, it would make even Dick Cheney feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

“Nursery Pets” consist of a Kitten or Puppy, a milk bottle, and a a little basket. Though the baby critter is less than 2 inches long, it contains some truly advanced technology.

When you bring the milk bottle close to your pet’s head, it sticks out its tongue and begins licking the nipple and moving its head as if it were actually drinking the milk. It is just the cutest thing you ever saw!

Like many of the world’s most unusual toys, “Nursery Pets” come from Asia. The packaging has some weird English phrases like “Handsome Gallant Appearance” and “To Adopt Advanced Technology” which we thinks adds to the charm.

We’re not sure how it works, but we think a magnet in the bottle activates a switch in the animal’s head. This turns on a little motor that gets the tongue and head moving. Or maybe it’s magic… we don’t really know.

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Funny Pictures

Kitty Slave Funny Picture – This Poor Kitten Has To Work For A Living
Somebody call the animal abuse foundation! Poor Kitty…

Mouse On My Tummy – Cute Kitty Picture
I can think of a better place for you to be instead of on my tummy!
And that would be “IN” my tummy 🙂 Signed ~ Kitty

Please Don’t Make Me Go In There!!!

GIANT Puppy Funny Picture – Amazing Photo

Dog With Fashion Sense Funny Picture – Funny Pic

Cute Kitty Stretch Funny Picture – Relax and Stretch

Governor Arnold S. Recalls Zero Dollar Bills
Issued by Grave Davis in California!

NEW REPORT!! Nemo is finally found!

Watch Out For Those New Hybrid Tomatoes, They BITE BACK!!!

The Strongest Cat In The World! Even I was Impressed! I started feeding him Wheaties instead of Kibbles and Bits.

Check Out The Worlds Longest Dog Tounge!
Wouldn’t You Hate to Be Licked By This Tounge! Ewww Gross!

Just Having One Of Those Lazy Days!

You Must See This Picture of My New Family!

Dear Mom and Dad,
I have moved in with Leo and his family.
They have taken me in as one of their own.

Sincerely, Lamb Chop

Well, that`s all! More will be updated!

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