Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Windex
Do not spray in eyes.
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.
Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, [...]

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Stupid, Funny things! Part 8

When you’re in the mood for a snack, there’s nothing more satisfying than a fistful of crunchy, tasty crickets.
If you’re like most people, you’re probably tired of running out to the field to hunt crickets. Then you have to lug them home, fry ‘em up in a pan, and season them before you get to [...]

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Jim Carrey as Vera De` Milo (CAUTION: MAY DIE OF LAUGHTER)

Vera De` Milo Workout

Vera De Milo in Veracosa

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Jim Carrey as Fire Marshall Bill! It`s simply “Carreys” you to complete LAUGH OUT LOUD MODE!

Fire Marshall Bill In Space

““Lets say you’re sleep walking one night, and you’re dreaming Darth Vader just told you he’s your father. Naturally you are completely suicidal and you programed the computer to start the final countdown… self distruct in 30 secs” -Jim Carrey-“
Fire Marshall Bill At The Hospital
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Stupid, fun things! Part 6

The American Phobia Foundation did a study on the nation’s most feared professions.  #1 was Public Librarian.  #2 was Undertaker. And #3 was School Librarian. (Now we know why they don’t have libraries in funeral homes.)
We’re not surprised at the results of this study for two reasons. First, we made it up. And second, we [...]

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Stupid, fun things! Part 5

Do you wash your hands over 8 times a day? Do you worry every hour that you’ve left your keys in the door? Do you fight urges to pick lint off co-workers’ sweaters? If someone within 100 yards of you coughs, do you feel the need to take a hot shower with antibacterial soap?
If you [...]

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Stupid, fun things! Part 4

This is not just a toy. It is a metaphor. (kids, look it up) It seems we spend all our days hopelessly trying to make progress, only to find ourselves right back where we started.  Sigh.
But you didn’t come here to be depressed… you came here to look at stupid toys. So forget what [...]

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Stupid, fun things! Part 3

With some people, it’s impossible to get off the phone. You WANT to, but the person on the other end keeps blabbing on and on about NOTHING.  “My boyfriend said this…” “My mother wants that…” “A crocodile’s in my bathtub…” Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
If only there were a graceful way to break free!
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Stupid,useful and fun things! Part 1

HARVEST YOUR OWN PEARL KIT
This remarkable item allows you to harvest a genuine pearl from an oyster and then turn it into jewelry. It’s so remarkable and wonderful, we’re going to take you through it step-by-step.
First, the entire kit comes in an attractive box. It contains everything you need to create stunning (and real) pearl [...]

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Funny Pictures

Kitty Slave Funny Picture – This Poor Kitten Has To Work For A Living
Somebody call the animal abuse foundation! Poor Kitty…

Mouse On My Tummy – Cute Kitty Picture
I can think of a better place for you to be instead of on my tummy!
And that would be “IN” my tummy Signed ~ [...]

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